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// from sammyche
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
// from drdavidbrinner
true friends are friends that follow you even though you’re not the same blog type
// from sxperman
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// from betaqueer
A Chinese zoo was trying to pass off this incredibly fluffy dog as a lion. The zoo was called on its bluff after the “lion” started barking.
Are you trying to tell me that’s not a lion
// from buzzfeed
// from officialvatican
I WENT TO SEE MONSTERS UNIVERSITY IN FLORIDA AND INSTEAD THEY STARTED PLAYING FREAKIN’ WOLRD WAR Z AND THE CHILDREN WERE RUNNING OUT OF THE FUCKING THEATRE IN TEARS, WHAT THE FUCK, FLORIDA?
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// from steamedporkbun