have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
Both about Kirk. Definetly. In between that they share makeup secrets like blue eyeshadow.
I love how so many people have been confused and amused by that guy in the Sochi Olympics who was at the top of the slopestyle track during the men’s competition just casually knitting away
and it turned out to be Finland’s snowboarding coach.
yes okay but THE SNOWBOARDER IS HOLDING THE YARN FOR HIM
"coach, I’m cold"
"what? no coach, that’s not what i meant"
“i will make you this scarf”
her favorite pajamas have bloodstains and cigarette burns
the ones she just got
what a common combination
a mix so red and thin, black and pitted
looking at them with dismay she thinks
how cliche these markings are
and how no one wants to notice
sweet, savory, sorry, bloodstains and cigarette burns
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.
I’m not going to say this list is sexists
but it’s sexists
hero isn’t gender neutral if you want a list of women look under heroine
hero can be a gender neutral term if you are talking about both male and female characters. and that doesn’t make it any less sexist since mtv fails to have a best heroine category.
I apologise I wasn’t aware of this thank you for informing me of this isssue